A Look Inside: Teen Wolf Movie
All of my thoughts for the cursed Teen Wolf Movie
Where they ended up:
Scott: runs the animal shelter in LA
Stiles: putting out his own fires
Lydia: working in SF at some tech company?
Malia: working at the hale shop
Derek: consultant for sheriff department but runs an auto company?
Liam: working in japan?
Mason: deputy
Parish: still deputy
Papa S: still sheriff
Argent: unknown
Mama M: still a nurse?
Just looking at the cover photo when i go to press play…IS THAT ALLISON?! HOW IS SHE BACK?
Liam speaking japanese?? Working at a restaurant? With the hale symbol box?
Creepy sith person with an argent bullet?
Everyone has guns?? Was this a set up?
Hikari is the girls name
They had the nogistune just chillin in a tea shop?
Lemme guess, he wants revenge on scott
Why didn’t he kill liam right there?
Deaton! Nice to see you!
They call him the alpha? Thats stupid
How did the cgi get worse, his eyes were pixelated
And he turned in public?? We really don’t care bout the secret anymore do we
So very japanese themed with no kira…?
Scott isn’t dating anyone..guess he and malia thankfully didn’t work out
Was that allison? Who knocked? Was the a ghost and thats why she disappeared?
Hey argent! Oh they are both hallucinating her?
Bardo…?
Allison is caught between life and death? They are gonna bring her back to life? Please tell me they help her cross over instead
Wait 15 years? What year is it??
Of course the answers are in beacon hills and there is a full moon coming up
Argent kept the sword that killed her?
Lydia looks good!
Oh my swear words and a guy mansplaining..guessing her ex
Wait she put allison in her presentation? Oh poor lydia..
Flashbacks of her dying?! Thats so sad
Who are you?
Omg the jeep!
Parrish!
He has a son?? Wait derek has a son?! With who?? In high school??
And derek is a consultant??
Arsonist isn’t just an arrsonist is it
And stiles has his own fires to put out?
This is where allison died…and its all torn down? Grassed over? How??
These poor kids..having to go bacl to one of the worst moments of their lives
So argent and mama M aren’t together?
They aren’t telling mama M they re in beacon hills?
She stopped using it cause of stiles?
Jackson?? If you promised not to come back then why are you back. But also love youre still with ethan
Of course its the nemeton again…the sacred grove? Do we really need the explanation of the nemeton again
Derek’s son’s name is Eli and he is 15
So eli can’t turn
Oh naked Malia?? With PARISH?! Wow this is quite the adult movie
Oh but no relationship just hooking up?
So deaton knows about japan..?
Okay awkward reunion between malia and lydia and scott
Some animosity between argent and deaton
Whats with the riddles?
ARGENT IS THE NOGITSUNE?! Or are you just infected..?
Eli is following the scooby gang?
Def not the old set omg
So holding the sword out for the nemeton and the dirt…brings her back?
It did something.. No way it failed… wait what is coming out of the tree
How many naked people are there gonna be?
The sparkly lights brought back allison??
So she is a real ass human again??
MAMA MCCALL!
The fireflies again…great..the evil fox is back
Omg COACH!
Papa S still got it. Bet eli reminds him of stiles. Eli is literally stiles
Oh of course, allison is gone
Okay interesting voiceovers??
Does she not know who she is? Wow epic fighter
She knows derek hale?? But not scott? That makes no sense
Let me guess its not her..is she a wolf now?
Wait where is jackson?
New unirom jokes are too funny
Black coat…so nogitsune is setting fires?
And there is he fun..with the only japanese guy
The deputy is a kitsune?
He can use the force now??
What is this cgi
Allison knows where the armory is?
The nogitsune went after allsion? And called her an old friend? When he killed her?
It turned into her mom
She remembers her mom is dead??
The divine move..that again
Oh jackson! There you are
Does jackson know how lydia’s powers work>
Derek being overprotective is too real
So eli has scott’s lacross number
Did no one tell derek?!
Also how does she not see his eyes were blue and not red> so he isn’t the alpha?
Damn throat shot??
Liam? And fake kira? Fake kira is a kitsune
Derek isn’t gonna die..again..is he?
Are the fires trying to find the nemeton?
Where the heck did everyone go?
Youre not wrong sheriff
So eli is scared of being a werewolf..literally stiles who passed out at needles
Tell me mason isn’t about to die..he lived through so much
Mason went up in smoke??
Thank you parrish for finally showing up
Hi peter! Do you have an accent now?? Okay its gone now
Love mama mccall
Eli…your first thought is to fill up gas??
Oh we needed the kaboom, awesome, so pointless
Jackson, youre dumb
Peter thinks allison is an illusion? What was the point of that convo
Eli is smart at least
She has no arrows in her sheath??
Also love how the jeep is different cause dylan took the real one
That was all it took for eli to heal?
Okay so mason isn’t totally gone..they all realize he just vanished too?
Aren’t wolves supposed to have like super speed ish?
Is she just…walking?
Okay so it was the guy who released the nogitsune is setting the fires
Love the scenes with the parents
Why is this house not lined with mountain ash
They know how to kill oni…why are they not doing that?
Hikari now dies the same way allison did??
She and liam both puffed into smoke too?? Wait did liam die?!
Now deaton, papa S and Derek are gone?!
Is everyone dying?!
And now they are on a freaking cliff?!
Scott just sacrificed himself?! idiot
Jackson do you not have a brain?
Peter why are you on the ground??
Jackson go home if you are gonna be so unhelpful
What is gonna take for allison to remember
Wait is the guy in the coat the guy from sf with lydia?
It creates mountain ash?
She remembers the second code?? And then kicks him??
Malia and parrisha re so weird
She did recognize her dad??
Oh hey they aren’t dead!
This is new..why is this new?
What is scott gonna show her
Omg love papa derek
Since when is there a college in beacon hills?
This is the same accelerant used to on the hale fire? Who is supposed to be dead? Kate is alive and isn’t doing this
Is it the stupid science teacher
Oh so they used mountain ash to trap everyone in the lacrosse game?
Scott still kept a picture of her?
Eli is a replica of stiles
Of course its a flare
Okay so they are all in the same place…at the stadium
Allison is just…leaving? What
Did no one notice that eli just…showed up
Okay that was such a cute moment omg
Jackson knows about mountain ash? What happened to him?
How the heck is harris alive?
They are putting scott IN THE GAME?
Omg greenburg lol
Excuse..look through the microscope?
Oh eli was traumatized, which is why he can’t transform
Of course allison is watching the game just like high school
Thats why they broke up?? Poor traumatized lydia
Freaking love coach
Go eli?
Haha go argent! You know your daughter
How is the nemeton in his world
Why don’t you ask one of the humans to disrupt the mountain ash barrier
Gotta love malia speeches
Did scott think he saw kira?
Tell me allison doesn’t die AGAIN
YOU GO LYDIA
Wait im obsessed with the flashbacks
How is killing scott the move that saves everyone?
Thats all the convincing it took?
How did the arrows burn…how did he steal her fire?? That makes literally no sense
I love the parents
There ya go jackso, finally doing shit
Okay where did he go
Go eli! That was a cute weird moment
Please tell me Papa S retires after this
Okay do love seeing everyone come together like this
Why was this not derek, scott and liam?
Why not try to get out of the room?
13 min left and they haven’t wrapped it up yet?
Derek is gonna sacrifice himself isn’t he
So parrish..could hold him when derek but not to kill him
EXCUSE ME?!
His eyes turned??
He really isn’t coming back to life?? We are having a funeral for him?
Thats how derek ended up with the jeep?
How many times did derek freaking die
At least we get scott and allison back together
Wistful, of course
Harris is going to Eichen house?! Thats perfection
Omg the eichen house doc came back too??
That was the ending shot they chose?
That was six movies in one with no finished plots
Questions:
Who is eli’s mother and how is he 15
How did derek get the jeep
Where did jackson go?
How does allison know about werewolves but not scott or her dad?
She knows her mom is dead too but..huh